{"id":683,"date":"2010-12-20T16:00:46","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T20:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/?p=683"},"modified":"2010-12-28T17:27:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T21:27:59","slug":"you-say-elf-and-i-say-shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/you-say-elf-and-i-say-shelf\/","title":{"rendered":"You Say Elf and I Say Shelf&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/holiday2010-015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-682\" title=\"holiday2010 015\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/holiday2010-015-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/holiday2010-015-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/holiday2010-015-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/holiday2010-015.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yea, I know he&#8217;s there and I don&#8217;t care,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My daughter is not happy and does not care who knows it.\u00a0 I fear we are on out last year of Santa manipulation-never mind the magic of the holiday&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She knows.\u00a0 In fact, I think she has known since the second grade when the little brat with the green mohawk( in the middle of a New England November!) told her-and everyone else in the class one day at recess.<\/p>\n<p>Miserable little shit.<\/p>\n<p>So I try to extend the manipula&#8230;&#8230;um,\u00a0magic for one more year.<\/p>\n<div class=\"al2fb_like_button\"><div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n(function(d, s, id) {\n  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=217894238264870\";\n  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n}(document, \"script\", \"facebook-jssdk\"));\n<\/script>\n<fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/you-say-elf-and-i-say-shelf\/\" layout=\"standard\" show_faces=\"true\" share=\"false\" width=\"450\" action=\"like\" font=\"arial\" colorscheme=\"light\" ref=\"AL2FB\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"al2fb_send_button\"><div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n(function(d, s, id) {\n  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=217894238264870\";\n  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n}(document, \"script\", \"facebook-jssdk\"));\n<\/script>\n<fb:send ref=\"AL2FB\" font=\"arial\" colorscheme=\"light\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/you-say-elf-and-i-say-shelf\/\"><\/fb:send><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 &#8220;Yea, I know he&#8217;s there and I don&#8217;t care,&#8221; My daughter is not happy and does not care who knows it.\u00a0 I fear we are on out last year of Santa manipulation-never mind the magic of the holiday&#8230;&#8230; She knows.\u00a0 In fact, I think she has known since the second grade when the little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":688,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}