{"id":293,"date":"2009-02-04T19:29:39","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T23:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/?p=293"},"modified":"2009-02-06T16:23:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:23:37","slug":"smack-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/smack-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Smack Down!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sarah Palin VS Octuplet spewing new mom<\/p>\n

Jessica Simpson VS. Anyone…….y’all. And stop calling her fat.<\/p>\n

CEO of Wells Fargo or (Fill in the blank of any uber bank we just bailed out) VS A room full of people who have lost everything. And let’s put Bernie\u00a0whatshisname\u00a0in there too for good measure.<\/p>\n

Any “star” from the 80’s pleading for a “kick-start” to their career by starring on a reality show and shaming themselves back into therapy VS.\u00a0 Any actor out of NYU waiting tables.\u00a0 Still.<\/p>\n

Nancy Grace VS Anyone.\u00a0 Just anyone at all.\u00a0 She does not give a shit who she confronts or what she says to them.\u00a0 In the name of justice.\u00a0 And her twins.<\/p>\n

The Fall River Policeman VS All the parents( myself included) attending the soccer game, he ticketed\u00a0last Saturday morning in the course of one hour-\u00a0at the Omniplex.\u00a0 I refuse to pay the ticket just on principal alone.<\/p>\n

East Rd VS. All the idiots who continue to push 80 rounding the curve heading towards Four Corners. Accident number\u00a06 last night in the same 25 foot stretch of road.\u00a0 Kid ran right into a parked Cox Communications truck.\u00a0 It was snowing.\u00a0 He was going at least 60.\u00a0 It’s 35mph.\u00a0 35!<\/p>\n

And while we are on idiots:\u00a0 That very strange man in the very loud Stephen Kind looking\u00a0big blue truck who tries to run over people.\u00a0 He guns it starting at Grays Ice Cream\u00a0and does not stop until he gets to Lake Rd.\u00a0\u00a0 VS The village.\u00a0They say he is missing.\u00a0They want him back.\u00a0 They can have him.<\/p>\n

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