{"id":289,"date":"2009-02-03T17:04:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T21:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2009-02-04T19:33:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T23:33:40","slug":"reason-number-157000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/reason-number-157000\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason number 157,000&#8230;&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is why I am growing more weary of people who make the business of\u00a0publicity a feeding ground.<\/p>\n<p>The octuplet spewing female has hired a publicist.\u00a0 She wants $2 million to &#8220;tell her story&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;.is that all it takes to make $2 mill?\u00a0 Quick, get the eggs and the baster. I AM IN.<\/p>\n<p>I am totally stealing this line from someone far craftier than I-\u00a0but feel it best r<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/clowncar1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-291\" title=\"clowncar1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/clowncar1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"123\" height=\"124\" \/><\/a>epresents the hideousness\u00a0of it all:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look lady it&#8217;s a vagina-not a clown car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"al2fb_like_button\"><div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n(function(d, s, id) {\n  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=217894238264870\";\n  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n}(document, \"script\", \"facebook-jssdk\"));\n<\/script>\n<fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/reason-number-157000\/\" layout=\"standard\" show_faces=\"true\" share=\"false\" width=\"450\" action=\"like\" font=\"arial\" colorscheme=\"light\" ref=\"AL2FB\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"al2fb_send_button\"><div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n(function(d, s, id) {\n  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1&appId=217894238264870\";\n  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n}(document, \"script\", \"facebook-jssdk\"));\n<\/script>\n<fb:send ref=\"AL2FB\" font=\"arial\" colorscheme=\"light\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/reason-number-157000\/\"><\/fb:send><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is why I am growing more weary of people who make the business of\u00a0publicity a feeding ground. The octuplet spewing female has hired a publicist.\u00a0 She wants $2 million to &#8220;tell her story&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;.is that all it takes to make $2 mill?\u00a0 Quick, get the eggs and the baster. I AM IN. I am totally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dysfunkshun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gloriacrist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}